welcome to my vaginally pink dungeon

this blog is pink because it's girly. what i'm going to do here is girly too - i intend to keep track of the mundane musings of a bride-to-be over the next howevermany months until we get married (what, you think i have a date picked or something?).

primarily, this blog is for the ladies in my life (momz, momz-to-be, chick friends, chick-like guy friends, my several man-wives) to peruse at their leisure. that way i won't have to be like, "omg go to david's bridal dot com, click on the 76th dress under this designer - yeah, i like that color." i'm going to vomit up every pretty picture, every pleasing floral arrangement, every retarded placesetting (wtf is a placesetting please?) and every potential venue and list of liquors i'm thinking about making a part of the grand day.

for someone who never thought about getting married, said "oh shit, really?" about the proposal, and only 2 weeks ago decided upon wearing a gown, this is going to be interesting, trust me.